Conversation worth sharing

This took place at about 2 in the morning when Caitlin and I had gone to sleep on available floor space and Kaitlin was just about to go to sleep, too. At this point Tracy gets up in a sleepwalking-type way, walks over to where the bathroom door is...and walks directly into the adjacent wall with her arms spread out.

Kaitlin: [stepping over cautiously] Tracy, what are you doing?

Tracy: [feeling around the wall with her palms] Going to the bathroom.

[C/Kaitlin and I look at each other, not quite sure what to do.]

Caitlin: The bathroom's on your right, Tracy.

Tracy: [still probing the blank wall] Uh huh.

Me: Turn to your right, Tracy.

[At this point the three of us are not even bothering to suppress snorting laughs]

Tracy: I really have to pee.

[Kaitlin gets up and mercifully guides Tracy by the shoulders into the bathroom.]


Also, I have to relay a very important message to everyone today;

Beware the Ides of March!